Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
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And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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