This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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