he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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