yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
She's just so happy...and so naked.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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