He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
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Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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