What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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