Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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