its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We have started to decorate penises.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
soo... how was my night?
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