I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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