The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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