New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
this just has baby written all over it
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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