pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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