You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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