I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
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The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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