And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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