Umm I'm too high to move.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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