he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Ladies don't puke and tell
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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