bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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