Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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