How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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