do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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