Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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