i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Randomize
