The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Found the puke drawer
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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