im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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