I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
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I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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