He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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