i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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