she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
