The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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