you didnt know i had herpes?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
it glows. i had to have it.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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