Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
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Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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