So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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