Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i wish my penis had a tongue
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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