Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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