I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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