if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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