if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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