i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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