There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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