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Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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