What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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