To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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