i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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