the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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