I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I don't deserve a penis
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
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