So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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