Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
