If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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