You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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