Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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