How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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