they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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