We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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