What a fucking waste of an outfit
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
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I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
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