And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
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I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I need a hoe opinion
go on
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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