he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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