Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
i've created a new STD.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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